World Youth Day: The Waffle Contest
After the unexpected success of the “Monsignor Ricca caption contest”, a new challenge for my very attentive readership.
Please post here in the next several days the most inane piece of waffle you have read from the “World Unwanted Pregnancy”, “what-have-they-done-to-my-child”, “oh darling, I had told you to take precautions” day, also called “let's hope they forget Ricca” Youth Day.
1. Maximum three periods. I know, this is though. I might accept four, if it's really good. But you are at risk.
2. It must sound good (as in: hip, modern, V II, anti-rosary: the “get out of yourself”, “don't be a bachelor” stuff) and
3. Must be nothing to do with your Granmother's Catholicism. In fact, if your grandmother would have recognised it as sound Catholicism, do not bother posting.
Please let us play fair: only direct quotations from Bishop Jorge or clerics directly involved with the proceedings or commenting on them. Laymen's comments accepted if they are stupid in a particularly deserving way.
Foreign languages are accepted if I understand at least what's going on (means: Italian, Spanish, German, or French).
“Ah”, “eh”, “no?” and the like are best left in the text. No editing. Let the “spirit” talk.
Last bit of advice: be shameless.