“Eye Of The Tiber” On Francis’ Latest Blunder

 

eye of the tiber

 

This is just stellar.

The “Eye of the Tiber” has the following post:

Minneapolis, MN––Dr. Simon Townsend, in an interview with United States Magazine, sent a clear message to his patient, Mr. Christopher Watts, who is suffering from stage-four terminal cancer. “Mr. Watts needs to stop letting himself get locked up in small things like the ever-growing tumors in his lungs that daily threaten his life.” Citing a need for his patient to widen his scope and not look myopically at one particular issue, the doctor warned Watts to “see the big picture” lest his overall health “fall like a house of cards.” Dr. Townsend continued, remarking that, “[Mr. Watts] is constantly harping about his cancer, his treatment, his chemotherapy, how long he has to live, blah blah blah. He doesn’t even seem to realize that he’s gotten really skinny and lost practically all his hair. I think he’s stressing himself out too much and needs to relax.” At press time, Mr. Watts was weakly leaning forward in his hospital bed to see if he could take a sip of water out of a straw and keep it down.

We should keep an … eye on this site. Humourvoll, always to the point, and very blunt.

I wish I had their sense of humour.

Kudos from here.

Mundabor

Posted on September 21, 2013, in Catholicism, Conservative Catholicism, Traditional Catholicism and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. radjalemagnifique

    Glad you like it. Look at this one :

    http://www.eyeofthetiber.com/2013/06/12/pope-literally-meant-a-flamboyantly-decorated-lobby-vatican-clarifies/

    Before even going to read, the photo makes you dead of laughing in imaginating bishop F. and Msgr R. here. And the last sentence !! Simply too funny !

    Radja le Magnifique

    • Yes, I had seen that too.. 😉

      The best was, if you ask me, the one with the fridge.. 😉

      M

    • radjalemagnifique

      I agree. The fridge was TOO MUCH ! I wonder where they get their ideas. They’re kind of geniuses of the intellect, the writing skills, the handling of the ridiculous, and much more … But : dont get worried : you too are pretty good in “assassinating” someone, and that’s my pleasure in waking up each morning.

      Radja le Magnifique

    • Thanks for the compliment 😉
      But you see, I am unable to fly over the ridicule of Francis with the suave levity of these people. I get angry, then must wait that I am in a condition to comment without writing things I would regret having even written, then I spend three hours at the computer generating a 3,000 words rant.

      In the meantime, they have massacred “Bergoglism” in 200 words and a photograph.

      M

  2. radjalemagnifique

    They must know by heart Buster Keaton, W. C. Fields, the Marx Brothers, ‘Lady Killers’ and all these Great Ancestors, because they see the ridicule and the gag in every situation. I think that’s what has shaped their mind.

    In a whole, I compare them to the light cavalry (cavalerie légère) of an army whose task is to give some surprise attack to the side of the enemy army and retreat immediately. You, Mundabor, come behind, with your Panzers, and fulfill the heavy work of destruction of the enemie’s army. Between these two forces is the infantry, to which I belong, and who is not specialized in any weapon, that’s our number which will make the force in storming forward, but this force generally pays the highest tribut in a battle. This said, we not only are in a battle, but in an eschatologic war. And also curiously you yourself have employed in one of your posts today a very martial vocabulary, in addition to what you say quite often, i. e. that you give to your readers ammunition. So, my reasoning is that there is a Commander in chief, St Michael Archangel – to be prayed every day, in addition to the Rosary – and one final Victor, Christ. But we are all the same army, fighting with our individual weapons against the modern heresies, wherever they come from.

    Radja le Magnifique
    Christus vincit, Christus regnat, Christus imperat !

  3. radjalemagnifique

    You may have noticed that I wrote this on the day of Saint Maurice and his companions of the Theban legion …

    RLM

  4. This is the the most disastrous pontificate since John Paul II and Paul VI and Pope Paul’s was the worst of the bunch… for now…

  5. radjalemagnifique

    Too easy. Please have a look at the whole list of pontiffs since Saint Peter ; Mundabor spoke about this not long ago.

    Radja le Magnifique

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