World Cup Final And Papal Styles




The Football World Cup will be, then, decided on Sunday between Argentina and Germany; exactly as in 1986 (when Argentina won) and 1990 (when Germany did).

I will support Germany. This is clearly against my patriotic football interest, as Germany would reach the up to now lone Italy at 4 victories, with only Brasil at 5. Argentina has “only” two victories (1978 and, as mentioned, 1986), so they would still remain behind us.

Still, I think that the German squad has showed the planet how to play football, and even without the glorious day in Belo Horizonte I think they would, on the whole and from what we have seen up to now, clearly deserve to win in preference of a rather lacklustre, if at times brilliant, Argentina. Plus, they do not tattoo themselves like savages and do not carry hair like they are the Mao-Mao.

Coincidentally, this match also… matches the Countries of the Pontiff Emeritus and the Pope (I don’t like at all the “two Popes” rhetoric; one is Pope; the other was, and keeps a title, like, say, every former “Primo Ministro” or “Presidente della Repubblica” in Italy).

I think of the strange coincidence of this (which amplifies the other one: Argentina against Switzerland, with the cartoons with the Pope on one side and his Swiss Guards on the other…), and would like to point out two things: one sporty, and one religious.

1. The Germans would never, ever boast of a World Championship won with an unfair and unsporting behaviour, and call it “the hand of God”. Never, ever. But then again I look at Bergoglio, who thinks Jesus deceived his disciples, and understand how he, and too many of them, think. 

2. If Germany wins, Benedict will probably stay silent, or will – like the kind of gentle, self-effacing person he is – express a word or two of satisfaction only if really pressed by the media.

If Argentina wins, I shudder at the thought of what might happen: from the Pope dressed in footballer attire, to an Argentine trikot on the main altar of Santa Maria Maggiore, to a deluge of “selfies”, to improvised and not-entirely-sober video messages to the Argentinian people, nothing can be said to be below the abysmally low level of this man.

Let’s support Germany, then.

If not for love of their football, at least for fear of the “selfies”.


Posted on July 10, 2014, in Catholicism, Conservative Catholicism, Traditional Catholicism and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Well, im sure that Bergoglio will make an embarrasing fool of himself (and us), whoever wins this match. So I will support Argentina. Cause I am argentine.

  2. I agree with you, but if Bergoglio is a punishment for us, the win of Argentina can be a punishment for us argentinians.
    And unfortunatly for you and fortunatly for JotaJota, germans believe that they already won. And you as Italian knows that that is the best way to lose.
    Let all be AMGD and enjoy the match.

    • It would be extremely dangerous for the Germans to think they have already won, but they will enter the pitch as the favourites so it will be difficult to avoid a small degree of complacency.
      Germans are no Italians, though…
      They’ll go at it clinically and methodically like they’re invading Poland…

  3. I support Ratzinger’s side.

  4. Me too. Go Germany go!!! 🙂

  5. I’m argentine but I hope really hope Germany win, I would not like to see the vulgar monkey faced Pocho Lavezzi dancing naked in the Sistine Chapel with Bergoglio and Ricca smiling to him.

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