Mundabor’s Seven Friendly Suggestions For ISIS Terrorists



Mohammed’s head was about to explode

  1. Start digging. Yep, now. It won’t help, but it will keep you occupied.  
  2. Start praying. It won’t help either, seen the false religion you belong to. But you might find it beneficial for anxiety reduction. 
  3. Don’t wait for the whistle announcing your death. Supersonic missiles reach their target before their own sound. This means you will be ISIS Marmalade before you can even hear it coming.  
  4. Realise that you are screwed. Not Hillary-Screwed. Not even Elton-Screwed. You are ISIS-screwed. You are about to die; and believe me, you don’t want to die a Muslim. Hey, I have tried.
  5. Understand that God does have a Son. Your child-rapist so-called prophet has screwed you all right. Hey, I have tried again
  6. Be ready for the big surprise: 72 angry fags aiming at your you-know-what, instead of the 72 “recyclable virgins”. Don’t tell me I did not warn you. 
  7. Don’t bring any fleece jacket. It will be very warm down there.



Posted on January 22, 2017, in Traditional Catholicism. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. If Trump just doesn’t meddle in Syria, cutting the funding and arms that Obama was sending to “moderate headchoppers”, will be enough, and Putin and Assad will finish them off. If he joins in the conflict on the right side, then of course all the better: headchoppers will be annihilated in an even shorter time.

  2. Cry Havoc, and let loose the ‘mad’ Dogs of War.

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