Mundabor’s Seven Friendly Suggestions For ISIS Terrorists
- Start digging. Yep, now. It won’t help, but it will keep you occupied.
- Start praying. It won’t help either, seen the false religion you belong to. But you might find it beneficial for anxiety reduction.
- Don’t wait for the whistle announcing your death. Supersonic missiles reach their target before their own sound. This means you will be ISIS Marmalade before you can even hear it coming.
- Realise that you are screwed. Not Hillary-Screwed. Not even Elton-Screwed. You are ISIS-screwed. You are about to die; and believe me, you don’t want to die a Muslim. Hey, I have tried.
- Understand that God does have a Son. Your child-rapist so-called prophet has screwed you all right. Hey, I have tried again.
- Be ready for the big surprise: 72 angry fags aiming at your you-know-what, instead of the 72 “recyclable virgins”. Don’t tell me I did not warn you.
- Don’t bring any fleece jacket. It will be very warm down there.