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Scamdemic Useful For Something At Last

Forget the pumpkin…


The LA County has urged people not to go knocking on door on Halloween this year.  

It’s because of the scamdemic, you know. You could have an old 88 years, 400 pound diabetic woman with respiratory issues who, on hearing the knock at the door on the evening of the 31 October, thinks: “oopsy-daisy: who ever might be knocking at my door today of all days?” Then she opens and, to her utter surprise, she finds some 13 years old boys and girls saying: “trick or treat!”. And there it is, the unavoidable end of poor Mrs Anastasia Leadbottom; at least if we listen to Democrats.

Mind, I am not complaining. In fact, I think that this is a good development. This darn Halloween is a pagan cult which, under the excuse of “fun”, heavily distracts from the important Christian and, in particular, Catholic week: the last Sunday in October is the Feast of Christ the King according to the right calendar, then we have All Saints and All Souls immediately after this Halloween stuff. Halloween is a problem firstly, because it insinuates in the mind of the young a pagan ritual without any vestige of Christianity; and secondly, because it makes it more difficult for Catholic parents to direct the attention of their children to the proper priorities in those days.

Therefore, it seems that one evil movement (the Scamdemic) is contributing to pushing away another evil movement (the Halloween craze, now also present in Europe).

As they say this side of the Pond: every little helps!




To Hell With Halloween

One of the most disquieting demonstrations of the stupidity of our times is the explosion of “Halloween” as a party occasion in Europe.

It is obvious to every thinking mind that this development was fuelled by the party industry – pubs, restaurants, everyone who sells alcohol – in order to increase sales. This is how what used to be a rather American, rather limited to children and young people, and rather stupid phenomenon has become, in a decade or two, a big drinking feast for people of all ages, and no brains. Children saying “treat or tricks” are, evidently, not profitable enough, but the big booze is. And if you live in the United Kingdom, you will immediately realise that an awful lot of people are desperately looking for an occasion, or a social excuse, to get drunk once more. The pub owners know it very well.

“Hey, it's Halloween!” Kar-Ching!

It is perfectly useless, as things stand, to try to rivendicate an Irish origin for Halloween; or, even worse, to try to claim a Catholic origin for it (“All Hallows' Eve”).

The reality on the ground is that the Halloween you get now in Europe is an American import, the true US version full of stupidity, alcohol, and paganism; basically, an excuse to end up vomiting on the sidewalk at 1am, and a factory of lewdness, fornication, and unwanted pregnancies. Halloween is another glaring example of the stupidity of our times, in which people “believe” in a lot of stupid, childish dreams (“the end of poverty”, “world peace”, and the like), but do not believe in a very real problem that regards everyone of us: the existence of hell.

I therefore hope, as I write this (publication scheduled for late evening) that I will not have to read any sissified Catholic blogger in Patheos style, “embracing” Halloween as he explains to us how Catholic it actually is. It may well be true that the remote origin of Halloween is, if you dig deep enough, Catholic. But this does not mean that we can, therefore, “welcome” and “include” Halloween as it is! This would be nothing more than another instance of Catholic pussycat attitude, siding with the world whilst telling all of us that everything is, once again, fine for us to approve, and be a part of.

When sanity has come back to these drunken islands, and proper Catholic festivities are properly observed by properly instructed Catholics, then we will be able to be more relaxed about it.

As it is now, it is just Halloween: a pagan exercise full of superstition and drunkenness, and therefore embraced by the world. An exercise which lets an army of people enter the great Feat of All Saints as they vomit on the pavement, in what is – do I need to say it? – undoubtedly grave matter.

Screw Halloween. Boycott it and have other people boycott it. Tell your colleagues and friends you don't do Paganism, much less drunken Paganism.

Celebrate (in the proper way) All Saints instead.



England and Poland

As my American readers won’t know, in the last few years Halloween has become bigger here in the UK, blown out of all proportions considering the near-zero level of such a tradition.

This new fashion is, really, nothing more profound than the next stupid TV program, and basically just another occasion not to think and/or get drunk. Pubs, restaurants and venues of all kind have started to pump “Halloween” as if it was St George’s, or St. Patrick’s day. Very soon, millions pretended to believe the hype, as it offers another occasion to “have fun”, basically a polite way of saying “getting drunk to the point of vomiting”.

As we are in England, Halloween is conveniently anticipated to the last weekend before the 31 October; therefore, this year Halloween basically fell on the 28 and 29 October, with the 31st clearly left for the children. Children, it must be said, who to great numbers (at least in London) haven’t even been baptised and might not know what Christmas is about, but – make no mistake – will grow up knowing what Halloween is.

Aahh, the miracles of inclusiveness, diversity, understanding for the disintegration of every value and the loss of every decency… but hey, the parents will have to make some “sensitivity training” in the office, so everything is fine, isn’t it?


Fast forward, Poland, All Souls Night.

I read Left-Footer’s comment on how the Poles live this night and boy, was I ashamed. Please follow the link and give it a read yourselves.

By the way, tomorrow is Holy Day of Obligation. You may want to google the mass times of the churches near you, or near your office.

God help Western Europe.


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