Breitbart has the news and I had to make a very fast mental check to be sure this is not an April's Fish: Hillary Clinton is allegedly thinking of becoming a Methodist preacher, which excites some members of the sect.
In favour of abortion and sexual perversion, with huge questions about her personal integrity, a half drunkard and a part time lesbian herself, the woman is, in fact, a very likely Methodist preacher. I am not surprised at all that some would like her for the job. However, she might have been drunk. You never know.
But this story also tells us something more about her: that her desire of an audience and of public approval does not know boundaries, and needs to find an outlet after the brutal end of her presidential dreams, shattered in a night of drunken violence and recrimination as the glass ceiling of the Javits Center remained very firmly in its place.
Poor Hillary: after managing to lose against a candidate most of her friends and supporters considered too weak and ridiculous to even be taken seriously, the only thing left to her would actually be to pray. Only, I doubt Methidists even do such a thing.
In the meantime, Trump does not think of becoming a preacher at all, being too busy with making America great again.
Boy, what a great grace to be allowed to see Hillary in meltdown mode as we witness the return of Sanity.
After the First Gay Mulatto, the United States might have the First Dyke.
Not sure if she would fully qualify as “First Woman President”. We would have to ask some good priest.
It is very telling that the young dyke felt attracted to, of all people, the Very Epitome Of The Great Bitch. If you asked around which woman in the US is more hateful than Hillary, I bet a lot of people would answer “Yoko Ono” without hesitation.
Now, let us look at the implications of this:
Trump may be a tad on the bragging, testosterone-laden side. But his weakness goes with nature.
Hillary is more than a tad on the bitchy side. And her bitchiness is clearly against nature.
What is worse? A man producing himself in some locker room braggadocio, or a Dyke at the White House?
Still, do you think this will damage Crooked Dyke much? I doubt it. People who tell themselves “Christian” and are willing to overlook one million babies killed in the womb every year will certainly not change their mind because the Crooked Bitch is also a dyke. That’s the kind of “Christians” they are. As for the liberals, being a pervert isn’t a problem for them, so they will profit to feel good with themselves again.
I hope Trump pounds on this, though, very hard. It may take some black vote out of the Crooked Witch. Apparently, they are starting to discover Hillary does not care a straw for them anyway.