Will Broccoli Save Us?
Meat causes a lot of cow farting. Atrocious for the environment, you know.
Will broccoli save us? Or zucchini perhaps? Should we not eliminate the skinny-faggy-twenty-latte? That’s a lot of farting, too!
As I ponder this, I reflect on how very, very bad we Westerners are. Particularly Whites. Even more particularly those White and Male. Most of all, of course, those White, Male, and Straight.
I belong to the last group. Can’t say to you how ashamed I am.
I will ponder on this as I walk to the organic vegetable shop.
Or make a huge pastrami sandwich instead.