Newsflash: Francis Even More Stupid Than Everyone Thought

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I come somewhat late to this party, but I want to add my two cents to it as it seems that shaming the Evil Clown is a fitting way to honor Our Lord on Good Friday. 

This unbelievable nincompoop has managed to shoot himself in the Marxist genitals once again, and this time promptly for the Triduum, by chatting with his godless friends, Eugenio Scalfari, about heaven and hell; or rather, the fact that the souls of the damned would be annihilated.

Now, in itself this is nothing new: the Francisfantasy about the annihilation of the damned has already been reported by Scalfari and was not denied by Francis in the past. Therefore, there is no reason to believe that Scalfari is lying. In fact, Scalfari’s credibility – not only on this occasion, but on all the preceding ones – is also made unassailable by the incontrovertible fact that Francis keeps talking to him, thus giving him a clean bill of health concerning his integrity. No sane person can have any doubt that Scalfari does not misrepresent Francis, and this is the reason why the latter keeps “chatting” to him.

What is new this time is that, after a huge earthquake erupted, the Vatican was forced to deny that this is what Francis told Scalfari.

Now yours truly wonders: as this is not the first time (from memory, at least the second) that Scalfari publishes something like this, why all the ruckus now and not then?

My answer is: firstly, because this time it happened during Holy Week; and secondly, because Francis is now seen as “fair game” by headline-chasing newspapers; newspapers who do not care anymore whether what they publish damages their narrative of the “modern Pope”, simply because the man is a joke anyway.

Therefore, this time the heretical statements of the Evil Clown have caused an atomic mushroom, and those crusaders for truth, the Vatican Press Machine, had to try to limit the damage. 

Sorry, Father Rosica & the other girls: the damage is done.

The entire world laughs at the spectacle of a Pope so stupid, so vain, and so embarrassingly incompetent that he must be corrected in front of all the world in order to try to stem the tsunami of laughter heading towards the Vatican. 

Keep going, Francis dear. Be your own warning against yourself, for all faithful Catholics to see.

We salute your immense stupidity as the best antidote against your heresies.

M

 

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Posted on March 30, 2018, in Bad Shepherds, Catholicism, Conservative Catholicism, Dissent, Traditional Catholicism. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I noticed that this year there weren’t any big headlines about Maundy Thursday – whose toes did Old Potatoface lick this year? Wasn’t he able to find some particularly juicy perverts or criminals for the show? Maybe that’s why he was driven to puke out this “no hell” stuff – just to get some attention.

  2. T daddy d-mac king

    The silver lining to Frankie’s being such a jackass is that when it comes time to replace him, perhaps only the likes of the Cupich Cabal will be so deranged as to elect another heretic.

  3. This may have been mentioned before, but donkeys are really quite regal in their funny way. “when fishes flew and forests walked…” Just sticking up for the poor donkey.

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