Francis Takes “All Saints” (Almost) Literally.

“Saint” Bozo, protector of stupid Popes.

 

Francis has today reached a new stage of his relentless push toward canonisation of everything that breathes.

A source that I deem credible, though obscene – therefore, no link – says he has hailed as “unknown saints”  “those who flee war, hunger, and poverty, the jobless, and the homeless”.

I struggle to follow the reasoning, but again everyone who is sober does. Shit happens, and war happens like many other bad events. How to flee war, of hunger, could be an act of heroic virtue is beyond me. I would rather call it an act of survival; which, being rather spread among all humans and animals, never struck me as particularly worthy of high praise. Now, it is certainly not pleasant to flee war or famine, but how one would be a saint because he does is something Christianity in these 2000 years clearly failed to grasp. 

The same can be certainly said about the jobless (an army in many country of the world) ans the homeless (many of whom, as we know when we think for half a second, not entirely deprived of responsibility for it themselves, at least in the rich Countries of the first and second world).

Take joblessness. Clearly, it is either more or less wanted, or it isn’t. If it is wanted because one can’t be bothered, I can’t see anything that would justify paradise. If it isn’t, it is one of the very many challenges of this vale of tears; non of which, last time I looked, gave anyone the right to consider himself a living saint.

One thing is clear to me: this drunken nincompoop either has no idea what he is talking about, or he is deliberating insulting Catholicism with daily frequency, probably still livid because the Bishop have not allowed him to have his dirty way at the Synod.

Yep, I know. It clearly is the second. 

As it is , the only ones excluded from Francis from immediate sainthood after death appear to be those who go after their job, pay their taxes, care for their families, are mindful of their familiar and professional duties, and maintain the Church.

Still, there can be no doubt this extreme third-worldist and socialist rhetoric will please the commies of this world. 

The slum goes to paradise, courtesy of Pope Francis.

Oh no, wait. 

It’s rather hell, actually.

Wake up. Smell the coffee. Choose Catholicism. 

 

M