The Synodal App.

It is known that there are, out there, mobile phone apps meant to facilitate “casual sex”, which I mean to signify people meeting for the only purpose of having sex. Unsurprisingly, a lot of this is driven by homos, for the simple fact that, irrespective of the sexual appetite of men, it will be extremely difficult to find women willing to engage in this kind of exercise. Therefore, these apps look like, largely, the preserve of sodomites. Still, one must also say that the level of horniness and brazenness of a heterosexual male using such apps goes way beyond what normal people would consider normal.
As it now turns out, a number of priests and seminarians have been exposed as using such (let us say it once again: largely homo-focused) apps.
Now, imagine this priest or seminarian, pretending to wanting to be a man consecrating his life to God’s service whilst being so obsessed with sex – and, likely, perverted sex – that he uses an app to find a way to satisfy his lust. What kind of priest will this be?
I tell you what kind of priest he will be: he will be the feminist, social justice, priesthood equality, ecu-maniacal, inter religious dialogue, Francis revolution kind of guy. This, if he is not all out as a Father Georgina type.
Put together enough of these disgraceful individuals, and you have a “synodal path” or, rather, the “Synodal app”. There, I have explained the way the church is going with the help of an app.
How do we get out of this? By ditching Vatican II.
Same as all other problems that plague the Church, the abandonment of proper liturgy and proper doctrine is at the root of this one. In fact, we might flip this coin and say that there is only one problem (the abandonment of proper liturgy and proper doctrine), and all the ailments of the Church come from there.
I am not a saint by any means, and cannot claim any realistic hope of going straight to paradise when I die. Still, the idea of using an app for “casual hookups” is quite disgusting even to a layman like me. The idea of a seminarian or even priest using such devices is simply revolting. But hey, the guy will be at the altar next Sunday at the latest, saying “peace be with youuuu” in a likely somewhat shrill voice.
V II and everything in it needs to be exterminated, and strong traditional doctrine robustly taught in seminaries, propagated among the faithful, and defended among the public.
You do this, you will see that priests are made of the right stuff and you have no hooking app issues.
Posted on March 14, 2023, in Bad Shepherds, Catholicism, Conservative Catholicism, Traditional Catholicism and tagged Conservative Catholic, conservative catholicism, Homosexual Clergy, homosexuality. Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.
Bravo 👏 Burn 🔥 the whole VII church down to the ground. The Catholic priesthood has become a homosexual career like hairdresser or interior design 🤦♀️
“I tell you what kind of priest he will be: he will be the feminist, social justice, priesthood equality, ecu-maniacal, inter religious dialogue, Francis revolution kind of guy. This, if he is not all out as a Father Georgina type.”
We had a priest like this in my diocese who was so outspoken about this kind of stuff as to publish editorials in the local paper denouncing the Church’s teachings on sexual morality, and particularly the teachings on Father Georgina “marriage.” Canonical penalties incurred: zero. He was the darling of liberals, because he could always be counted on to put liberalism first and doctrine at a distant second. Then, five years ago, to their embarrassment, he got caught with a gigantic stash of child porn. A couple of years ago, he died in prison. I hope he repented before he died, though the odds were not good: he was elderly and had persisted in his delusional arrogance right up to the moment the judge sent him up the river. This is the kind of case that occurs when bishops worry about legal liability instead of about the holiness of life of clergy. Take care of the latter, and the former will take care of itself.
It’s disgusting and tragic.
Dear Mundabor, I will pray that you will avoid purgatory and go straight to heaven. Our Blessed Mother will help you. Please pray for me for the same grace.
Thanks Gilda, but tell me where to sign for Purgatory and I am ready to die today, now. Purgatory time is infinitely small compared to the infiniteness of heaven.
And I will pray for you, too!!
“VII and everything in it needs to be exterminated”
And what about all its “saintly popes” Mundy?
Damnatio memoriae
Mundabor, I agree, and you know so much more than I about how things in the church work, but, the only way I can even remotely see this happening is to have VII basically sidelined, by going SSPX. I realize there are complexities here, but we see where mainstream church is headed, into a big ditch. We see now that Cardinals, bishops, they aren’t learning anything, there are very few good ones, and almost none of them care about the church’s demise or what happens to Catholics. So what else do we have but, when The Francis bans the TLM everywhere, for any reason, no exceptions, and the trads leave, which, they will do, what is going to happen. The SSPX gets fat, the mainstream church dies, and the TLM grows while VII dies out. How could it work out other than that the SSPX ends up growing, and taking over in reality for the mainstream church.
I’m trying to imagine scenarios, going forward. I can’t see anything else but this. I would imagine, knowing Francis, he will try to leave no TLM, and leave no way out for trads, so if he could excommunicate everyone, or stop the SSPX, that, he would do. He couldn’t really imagine trads are going back to the Novus Ordo. But I don’t think threats would work, because frankly, we’re sick of him, see him as an antipope at the least, and will not give up the TLM. Any thoughts?
If he’s a pope at all, which he’s probably not, he’s an antipope.
If you mean Francis, he is a perfectly legitimate horrible pope.
I would vote for this in a heartbeat, with no second thoughts, if we ever had enough masculine men in the Church to push for it. I know our prayers are effective. But what in the world happened to that instinct that makes a person cringe at the sound of those behaviors you mentioned? I can’t see any way to influence anyone. I don’t have an idea what I could do (more than I am doing) to influence anyone.
Excellent, clear post. Perhaps this will make the rounds of a few sacristies around the world. I’ll pray for that.
Agree 100%, and all the heretical popes associated with it. Let people who want it have their N.O. “Conciliar” Fakechurch, and their koran kissing, menorrah lighting Catholic-hating fakepopes, their pachamamas, puppets, dance routines, lesbian-commie “nuns”, and homo-hierarchy. None of it is Catholic, and never has been. The Vatican has become an abomination, Bergoglio simply a natural progression, and like Louie Verrecchio said, the most honest of them all about who he serves.